Herewith, my tribute to the grammatical abominations that I encounter on a daily basis as our great nation's semi-literacy escalates ever so alarmingly. Bloomin 'doing words' and all that tuneless jazz!
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a dose o'conjugation
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by: Steven Ilchev, 2007
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when no frigging metaphors can withstand me
when every blasted noun sounds wrong
you gimme a dose o'conjugation
thus hate's personification carries on
and you'll ne'er know the reasons why
the 'doing words' ring true
that's the wonder...of adverbs so few.
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