"You Are Way Too... You Know" by Steven Ilchev

You Are Way Too... You Know!
/Steven Ilchev, 2011/

You know you are special,
Too stunning for music...
Too sensual for oceans,
Too musical for poetry...

Too invigorating for rivulets intricately crisscrossing...
Ski-slalom paths "who"'ve known no snowfest lyricised;
Too crazy for hardcore sanity,
Too sane for headbang-gliding

Enormously magnanimous, too elegant for brisk tongue-elasticity;
Too fresh for new orchards, too wise for grey beards;
So kindly enclosed in a cosy dwelling
Giving all the most scorching shivers...

You just are way too...
...And you know who you are!

England Is Not For Everybody (But For Those Who Know Her All The Way) by Steven Ilchev /2011/

England Is Not For Everybody (But For Those Who Know Her All The Way)

by Steven Ilchev /2011/

Dedicated to the many decent souls who suffered unspeakably

severe losses during the August 2011 disturbances throughout

our green and pleasant land

Sickening Maggotland, flaming and stenchworthy,

With steadfast values flushed down the plumbhole

Eroded, contributory souls massacred by orchestrated stealth,

Welcome to the bloody 'England' of the barren wealth!

English-speaking Club At The Corner Cafe, Burton-Upon-Trent (Corner of Leicester Street And Branston Road)

ENGLISH VERBAL AND WRITTEN COMMUNICATION WORKSHOP

96 Branston Road, Burton-Upon-Trent, Staffordshire, DE14 3DD

A golden opportunity exists for all to join the English-speaking club at the Corner Cafe at 96 Branston Road (corner of Leicester Street) in Burton-Upon-Trent, DE14 3DD if you wish to improve your verbal and written communication skills.

For a mere £5 per person entry fee you will receive valuable tips about improving your English vocabulary as well as enhancing your day-to-day interaction with the community in important real-life situations. You will also discover previously unfamiliar linguistic worlds that will broaden your horizons immensely. Public-speaking and debating assignments will stimulate your argumentative skills and embellish them beyond previously imaginable horizons. Your bouts with wordsmithery will also be encouraged as you attempt to take your scope for contextualisation to altogether uncharted vistas. If you are studying at university or have GCSEs and A-levels to tackle, our workshop's dedicated team will be on red alert to guide you every step of the way.

Meetings will be held during weekends upon confirmed appointments with the organisers. A variety of interesting programmes will be on offer as well as the opportunity to register for English lessons if you feel that you could benefit from them.

The workshop will also prove useful to foreign-speakers of English as well as those who speak it as a second language. The aforementioned will find our lateral-thinking expert approach most relevant in terms of their endeavours to integrate into English society and carry out their daily duties such as banking, bill payments, NHS appointments, and others.

Refreshments are available for sale at bargain prices.

Please contact Steven Ilchev on 07838148940 or e-mail
mrwriter.stevenilchev@live.co.uk

to book your seat at The Corner Cafe for a most memorable evening and an unmissable chance to acquaint yourself with like-minded people.

"Brutal Liberal Left-Wing Novices Exposed At Thoughtpoint By Common Sense" by Sir Steven Ilchev

Brutal Liberal Left-Wing Novices Exposed At Thoughtpoint By Common Sense

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by: Steven Ilchev, 2010

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Dedicated to Bint-titty Lucille, a.k.a. Barmy Burters and her UAF anti-England army of amoebas

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We specialise in the proliferation of sloganeering and uncompromising action alike pertaining to the much cherished sentiment "No surrender to Lefty Liberal niggling hostility".

We, English patriots are living a somewhat Damocles-underlined existence with PC mafiosos, government backhanded gestures and worst of all a mastodonic in size, unenlightened, crass, superficial, and easily manipulated youthfully exuberant Liberalism-obsessed barnyard of mega confusion beaming their abundant gaiety for 'owl and sundried tomatoes'' benefit.

It is high time, the Left's complete humiliation gathered pace because if it fails to then by Jove, we are doomed to live in eternal oppression perpetrated by the most merciless enemy of all, Islamofascism!

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Mission	To dismantle every conceivable cell of Islamofascism by starting from their subsidiaries of conveniently blindfolded servitude - id est the UAF, Barmy Burters, 'Booby' Noonansensical, Shey, and every other defender of the marauding indefensible.
Products	Hammer, rope, oblique slopes, 'vitr-oil' (vitriolic oil), and measured hatred for all things that characterise the definition of an undeserving maggot that the foulest ideology of all, Liberalism is. Enlighten with a leaden fisted jab through the masses of septic encephalons!

Days Out With A Difference: Your Alternative Gateway To England, Scotland And Wales

A STAFFORDSHIRE-BASED INITIATIVE

Are you fed up with the palaver associated with coach trips and mass gatherings? Are you more family-orientated and prefer more culturally-rewarding "excursions" with like-minded friends and loved ones?

Have you had enough of having to drive and spend innumerable hours booking accommodation and then trying earnestly to devise a suitable itineraries for your touring party and yet still feeling as though little has been achieved?

How about exploring England, Scotland and Wales in greater detail? A guide who has National Trust membership and is au fait with the various buildings and gardens protected by the noble organisation can make it all happen for you at affordable rates and all you have to do is either phone or e-mail a fortnight in advance and describe your touring party of no more than eight members so that a suitable itinerary is devised. Note that immoral activities or visits to lewd venues are not offered with this service which is strictly tailor-made for the more discerning and culturally-voracious client who is interested in broadening her or his horizons (and their touring party's as well) about England's, Scotland's and Wales' many well-known and more obscure spots such as Stonehenge and the Lake District and the Rollright Stones and Cheesewring respectively.

Special journeys include Whitby, Carmarthenshire, Cornwall, Cirencester, Bourton-on-the-water, and the Highlands of Scotland. Overnight stays will be organised and suitable daytime and evening activities will be considered in accordance with the predominant interests expressed by the touring party.

So, why delay? Book your day(s) out with a difference now and enjoy being driven in comfort to your desired location(s) for whatever duration you choose and be mesmerised by the English, Scottish and Welsh wealth of architecture, countryside, history, secrets, and hillocks that will have you enraptured for the rest of your life.

Contact Steven Ilchev on 07838148940 or e-mail: mrwriter.stevenilchev@live.co.uk
at least a FORTNIGHT in advance, please.