Anti-Asylum Seeking-Shire

I penned this one as a form of unbridled disgust directed at every benefit guzzler, homegrown or otherwise. Socialism is evil and it breeds dependency and self-respect erosion. Embrace societal ethos and do not bleed the State's coffers and thou shalt be a talismanic statue of enviable self-reliance. Do dream the sweetest of dreams of a global corner devoid of chavvy and asylum spongers. 'Tis called ANTI-ASYLUM SEEKING-SHIRE! Fly the Cross of St. George's flag and never cow or flinch! It can never be toppled! Snub welfare! Snub third-world self-pity! Promote independence, productivity and the most glorious work ethic!=======================================================

Anti-Asylum Seeking-Shire
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by: Steven Ilchev, 2009
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How many more buffoons must enter
to take over our land's beaming centre
why mollycoddle woeful fleas
supported by our workmanlike bees?

Homegrown work-shy chavs abound
so why bury our heads in the ground
by importing lunatics who hate our style
and shower us with gallons of bile?

'Tis not a form of help but pisstake
derision of the English nation
hard workers, industrious to the core
crestfallen deep inside forevermore

An English house is a hallowed castle
a place of refuge for the working weary
so why is it that lazy 'hoodies dreary
and insolent asylum 'sneer-ease' are
subsidised for generations
while the productive suppress
their indignation?

Asylum plonkers are ungrateful
an affront to the tireless working faithful,
house them and you breed hostility
unleash societal fragility!